Social media warfare can be overwhelming. At times, it can even sound stupid. The news seems like a bunch of twisted, devastating facts. Politics don’t just divide us, they destroy us. We are bent over, reeling, shouting, arguing, outraged. . .crying.
This is what our society sounds like to me.
The Gang was last spotted walking down the stairs of the back porch. They seemed to be ecstatic about leaving the (seemingly) stuffy house on a mountain. Since that shocking time, they have been found traveling (though quite slow) through the backyard of the stuffy house. Our expert investigators snapped a few pictures, overheard lively conversation, and now have much to report for The Sierra Price Times.
The Gang moved rather swiftly through the backyard, attempting to avoid any and all distractions. They hoped to avoid anything that would make them want to turn around.
Lynn and Deanna are the most vocal of the group and were heard prodding the other two along with cheers and chants. Grant followed closely behind, and though the girls seem to think it is because he is scared, he knows the truth. Read more
Unbeknownst to many Little People out there, it has been reported that four of Granny’s (favorite) friends have escaped into the great unknown. While many people have been reported to have left the seemingly stuffy house on a mountain, there are four that are specifically being sought after. As of now, it is uncertain why Granny has only specifically reported these four or why she is so adamant about these certain little People returning. The investigators are close to discovering their whereabouts. Pictured below is the Adventurers a week before they escaped.
Granny has asked the investigators to keep a close eye on the four little People. This newspaper has been enlisted to follow and report their adventures. For your better understanding we have found pictures and compiled a list of characteristics to help the town understand the situation more completely. Read more