It was Sunday and the alarms were alarming simultaneously. Should a husband and wife use one alarm if they are inadvertently setting the same times? A question that begs to be answered, but not right now. “The alarm needs shut off”, grumbles Happy Wife in her thoughts. “I just need a little more time.” And… Continue reading

I will say honestly that I have a good existence. As good as an old running thing anyway. But I’ll be even more honest when I tell you that she makes me downright nervous. She saunters up, always trying to look over-confident, but instead always succeeding in looking nervous. She was never good at this… Continue reading

It is the way of a new wife to be…how shall we say this…..hmmm…new and inexperienced at EVERYTHING. Don’t get carried away, I’m simply referring to the plight of cold hot dogs. Cold hot dogs for months and months. Cold hot dogs unbeknownst to a new, excited, and inexperienced wife. Simply, cold hot dogs. To… Continue reading